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Face Like An Iced Gem

Charlie release When I was a kid we went to Paris one time and went to that place I can’t remember the name of, maybe Montmartre, or somewhere like that where a very Parisian-looking old gent did a charcoal picture of me and my sister. They were really good but we both ended up [...]

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Make a movie without a camera in 10 mins!

The Fog ipod Seabiscuit divx

Recon 2022: The Mezzo Incident video
Wow wow wow! Have I been having fun or wot? Seriously, this super cool thingamy wotsit that was emailed to me by Rachel of Laundry fame’s fella, Tom (so oft drawn upon for inspiration: Thank You Tom!) enables even the most camera shy of you [...]

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Things that make people happy

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans ipod

This New Year’s Eve I happened to be in a pub filled with revellers and their friends and families. There were all shapes and sizes of people; from the very old to the barely legal in various states of sobriety and jubilation. We approached midnight and as the [...]

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Food Fights

Bananas, pineapples and popcorn are all food items I’ve had squished, tipped and thrown on me for no better reason than that someone found it funny or, even, arty.

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Tempting Times

Brewster’s Millions video

download I Love Trouble movie

Ghosts of Mars trailer I recently treated my family  to a special trip to see Motown sensations The Temptations.  My mum slipped over on St Leonard’s steps (famous Shropshire landmark in the summer after a glass or two of wine revelling with her 30 year old [...]

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Unaware (and unprepared)

A stone
minding its own business in a field
suffocates a plant
- Ivor Cutler

The Italian Job hd Phar Lap trailer
Bullitt ipod

Uptown Girls download

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion Witch and the Wardrobe hd

Who Killed the Electric Car? trailer The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard divx

Love’s Unending Legacy trailer
Dirty Dancing dvd
Stark Raving Mad
Expelled: No [...]

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There was a young launderette from Hackbridge…

The limerick form can be traced back several hundred years is normally satirical or downright rude. According to Wiki, Gershon Legman, who compiled the largest and most scholarly anthology, held that the true limerick, as a folk form, is always obscene. Batman Begins video

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Palindromes

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The Devils Own film download I Do… I Did!
I’ve been so impressed with you Launderers’ poetic abilities in haiku that I am setting you another challenge. Palindrome! The curious art of making sentences read the same backwards as they do forwards. buy Salem’s Lot The word palindrome is derived from [...]

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Score Blimey

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Well done Steph for a completely bonkers blog last week, I loved it.
This week I’ve been thinking about scores to films. I pondered to my friend that:
There are no films with good soundtracks any more, my number one favourite is Back to the Future, deeer deeeer deeeer, di di di di di der, (hold on, [...]

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The tale of disgusting woe

download Not Another Teen Movie movie

Little time, The Laundry, very ill
The steam from my Lemsip clouds the glasses of my mind
007 Moonraker Tissues, tissues, said Amanda

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Witch Craft

American Psycho trailer

We’ve gone to town this week; Harry has been busy doing some illustrator fiddling and lookee here. We have created a poster that explains exactly how the Laundry works for you to print off and stick in a clever place, maybe behind the reception desk, maybe by the Laundry bin*, the [...]

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When will I, will I be famous?

Lucky old me, I went to see Fame the musical the other day in Dartford (when I said I was going to Dartford, someone in the office said to me, isn’t that just a tunnel? Well I can confirm that it’s not just a tunnel, there’s a theatre, a car [...]

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Laundry dating service

Every week I get nice feedback and funny bits from you guys and every now and again I like to share it with the group, just like when you pass notes in class. Here are some random comments from the last month:

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A Chinese Poem

A poem by Chinese person YANG LIAN

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Big Art Little Art

Rachel’s new Customer of the Month Revolution Summer divx

Lipstick ipod
Adtool (hello); Why?: first of all = I like the name – it suggests so many things, secondly they are new Laundry folk, welcome, thirdly the are all friendly chaps who seem to like recycling and talking to me on the [...]

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